Not my fault you don't have a lot of guns is it tack??
Style???? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...and comes in buckets as standard when you have a Beemer.
Porsche: Ger, adj /noun a mid life crisis indicator. When someone who REALLY should know better buys a wholly impractical sports car the wrong side of 30 "they are having a Porsche time" AKA mid life crisis,> bought in the belief that somehow the car is worth the money and will restore their virility and ability to pull....or impress the neighbours.
As a NOUN: A sport Volkswagen convertible or coupe, many of which look exactly the same but have widley differing price bands. An enthusiasts car..they enthuse over them - no one else does. Good utlity cars though as the engines find their way ino beach buggies. Beach buggy (noun) , a by-product of older Volkswagen Beetles on which the Porsche is based. usually driven by youngsters and older guys who should know better but cannot afford a normal Porsche. By having at least the engine and some spare bits they feel they have achieved something akin to a Porsche...oooh sorry, PORSHA!
Alternatives with more class and style include Ferarri and any Italian supercar, Aston Martin, Bentley Continental or Maserati if you are a hairdresser or footie player, Any BMW but ideally a BMW M5 or M6 (diesel or petrol)..Jag XK and XK-R if you must...Audi Quattro only..
that should do it..