Shooting Excuses T Shirt

[Maggot]

Some good ones there....some a bit close to home..... zzzzom

I try to be honest and just say I am a s*** shot, that way its a nice surprise when I get my act together!!! tongueout

[dromia]

Bloody rifle!

[ovenpaa]

I wound the turret the wrong way...

[rox]

^
He shot my chronograph!

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[Demonic69]

Right hand twist, left hand bullets.
A Higgs-Boson got in the way.
The powder wasn't black enough.
Who put a "head" in my round?
Missed the V, hit the fly!

[knewmans]

Ball-istics more like

Prone to failure

[saddler]

I forgot to clean it after the last range day

I cleaned it after the last range day

It's a new powder & I haven't worked out the optimum load yet

It's a new batch of bullets

The barrel is on the way out

These cases must be due for annealing

I've over torqued the bedding screws

I've under torqued the bedding screws

I brought the wrong sling

This is just my practice ammo

I've had a cold

These Latvian primers are a bit erratic

I found this ammo in a skip

...is this the right bolt for this rifle?

The scope base is not tight enough

These Airsoft lookalike scopes aren't up to much

I dropped the gun into a trench & it knocked the scope off canter


~ the last one DID happen to me. Rem 700 on a poncho, wind gets under the poncho & flips all the kit into an open trench, twatting the scope in the process!!

[toffe wrapper]

Just toying with the marker

[EagerNoSkill]

My viagra caused a counter balance that affected my aim and my eyes!

[Chuck]

Haven't had any in ages, can't quite see straight.

God that beer IS strong!