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A good 5 series (530D)..155mph, 44MPG brilliant handling, leather seats and room in the back for motorsport..you cannot do THAT in any Porsche can you?

er yes , a panamera diesel !

brilliant handling , yeah for a shopping trolly

leather seats, oooh wow hardly any cars have that wtfwtf

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tackb wrote:

A good 5 series (530D)..155mph, 44MPG brilliant handling, leather seats and room in the back for motorsport..you cannot do THAT in any Porsche can you?

er yes , a panamera diesel !

brilliant handling , yeah for a shopping trolly

leather seats, oooh wow hardly any cars have that wtfwtf

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Yeah those Panamera's suck don't they.

majordisorder wrote:

tackb wrote:

A good 5 series (530D)..155mph, 44MPG brilliant handling, leather seats and room in the back for motorsport..you cannot do THAT in any Porsche can you?

er yes , a panamera diesel !

brilliant handling , yeah for a shopping trolly

leather seats, oooh wow hardly any cars have that wtfwtf

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Yeah those Panamera's suck don't they.

they have challenging looks i'll admit but i would still have one over a 5 series shopping trolly all day long !

Or you could look at the Audi Quattros, too.

:lol: of course when you cannot drive and have low standards it's hard to appreciate a BMW......leave your Mundanoe and Porch standing in any department. At least they have half decent leather, not Jag leather quality granted...

Audi, poor mans Merc at one time, it's a VW parts bin ransack project.... a bit like that Johnny Cash song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4pAwosnIQE (similar tune to A Boy Named Sue???).

and it's overpriced to boot. OK, I'll agree the quattro... the end of the song describes Porches to a "P"

Don't you just love the mental agility of folks here, scopes and insults to cars..

[quote="Chuck"]:lol: of course when you cannot drive and have low standards it's hard to appreciate a BMW......leave your Mundanoe and Porch standing in any department. At least they have half decent leather, not Jag leather quality granted...

Audi, poor mans Merc at one time, it's a VW parts bin ransack project.... a bit like that Johnny Cash song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4pAwosnIQE (similar tune to A Boy Named Sue???).

and it's overpriced to boot. OK, I'll agree the quattro... the end of the song describes Porches to a "P"

Don't you just love the mental agility of folks here, scopes and insults to cars..



Oh and you can get LOTS of guns and ammo into a Beemer.....

I can get all the gun and ammo I need in my porker , and get anywhere your euro barge can but faster and with style!

Not my fault you don't have a lot of guns is it tack??

Style???? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...and comes in buckets as standard when you have a Beemer.

Porsche: Ger, adj /noun a mid life crisis indicator. When someone who REALLY should know better buys a wholly impractical sports car the wrong side of 30 "they are having a Porsche time" AKA mid life crisis,> bought in the belief that somehow the car is worth the money and will restore their virility and ability to pull....or impress the neighbours.

As a NOUN: A sport Volkswagen convertible or coupe, many of which look exactly the same but have widley differing price bands. An enthusiasts car..they enthuse over them - no one else does. Good utlity cars though as the engines find their way ino beach buggies. Beach buggy (noun) , a by-product of older Volkswagen Beetles on which the Porsche is based. usually driven by youngsters and older guys who should know better but cannot afford a normal Porsche. By having at least the engine and some spare bits they feel they have achieved something akin to a Porsche...oooh sorry, PORSHA!

Alternatives with more class and style include Ferarri and any Italian supercar, Aston Martin, Bentley Continental or Maserati if you are a hairdresser or footie player, Any BMW but ideally a BMW M5 or M6 (diesel or petrol)..Jag XK and XK-R if you must...Audi Quattro only..

that should do it..

It's not my fault you have a crap car is it chuck :55:

Yes I admit its a mid life crisis but that's great it means I'm going to live to 82 at least if I'm only mid way ?

As for style , a BMW ?!?!?! Really ?does your guide dog drive you round in your Beemer ?

What was the original post about? :lol:

Mr_Logic wrote:Generally, if you slag off the choices someone has made in life without offering evidence or reason, it gets people irate. I suspect if you try it with most things, it'll have the same effect.

In all seriousness, I did once buy a Nightforce. Macleods were offering them at a great price and I discovered I hated the turrets on the Kahles I originally went to buy.

Unfortunately it soon developed a fault (wouldn't hold zero). Fair enough -you get a lemon in every batch and Macleods couldn't have been better. They immediately offered a replacement without ever mentioning postage or anything but by that time I'd done a bit of internet research and found it a recurring problem with that particular model. I also found a few bemoaning the s.h.i.t.e. aftersales service they received so i opted for Macleods to swap it for a Zeiss.