Maggot's rugby shorts are with child

[Maggot]

Yes folks, you heard it hear first.

Stack the fridge and stoke the bon, ring the bells!! :shakeshout:

All of ENS's worst fears are realised, and the white tower will crumble to dust!! clapclap

Not quite sure how it happened, but we think the neighbour's kilt broke it's moorings during the night and they managed to get together under the garden bench (along with all the socks lovingly hidden there by my spaniels.... :cool2: ).

The old things are well and truly pregnant (and getting more uncomfortable to wear than usual...if that were possible given they are only held together by the grace of god and stubborn under stains)

So yes, hopefully the pups (?) or should it not be "Shortlets" will be hatched (its a little known fact that like the duck billed platypus, rugby shorts lay eggs) and weaned about the same time as the NLRC match.

All "shortlets" will be KC registered, "Zip scored" and docked (they will be supplied with certificates to prove they are from and for working stock so docking should not be an issue...not that there is much left after they are docked).

Not sure about colours, we are expecting tartan (Mc Maggot clan) a gungy green and the odd faded black example with skid marks All will as likely sport an "Escaped set of b@ll@cks" motif

The runt of the litter will be auctioned off in order to raise funds for St Grotts (the home for retired shooting bags).

Its a worthy charity where old range bags go to see out their years, toting a few rounds of rimfire about as they have lost their ability to carry "Real" ammo and all the other accoutrements associated with the real mans game of F/TR :55:


Hmmm.....I wonder how long this one lasts.......

[ovenpaa]

Oh dear...

[Christel]

Loosing it?


:lol:

[Maggot]

Loosing it?


:lol:

Ah, well, you see christel it's like this......

Being a lady of the world, you must surely understand that most thoroughbred rugby shorts only come out after midnight...if at all.

They are very secretive creatures you see.

very few people (even Chris Packman has admitted to this) have ever seen them, and certainly they are really only seen in captivity.

I have not seen mine for years...well, not while I am wearing them (think about it :shakeshout: )

Might be able to tempt them out with some catfood or something sign85

[whoowhoop]

Here pussy, pussy........

[kennyc]

OK if we are talking shorts... its high time we had another Forum McQueens! and this time I better not be the only sucka in shorts!

[EagerNoSkill]

Forum McQueens - Bet you I will come last!!! emrolleyes emrolleyes

Where's Duff Eyed Doyle - does he give classes? razz razz