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Maggot

Shooting Excuses T Shirt

#1 Post by Maggot »

This weekend, ENS, Matt, Michael and some other worthies and I were discussing possible excuses for the above.

My wife has a bowling excuses mug, so we thought this would be a giggle so I am putting the challenge out there.

They need to be funny, printable, relevant, and not so bloody obscure or specific that they mean sod all to anyone but the divvy that wrote it (and in any event, if it does not either make the "Panel" choke laughing and need resuscitating (in my case they probably wont bother) or go quiet and slightly red in the face at recognition...they wont get in :55: )

And no, the contributor wont get copywrite, and we cannot return any excuses to you.....well that's what Tony Hart used to say on vision on :good:

Some ideas were just variations on a theme (wrong primers etc etc) but there were some good ones.

My own possibilities are

The wrong kind of wind

The RCOs dog ate my score card

The corriolis effect did it

Slow bullets

There was a disturbance in the force....

Another good one was "my barrel needs cleaning", but they could do with actually being funny...

Any offers??

Maggot tesnews
whoowhoop

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#2 Post by whoowhoop »

Maggot told me it would be ok
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#3 Post by dodgyrog »

My Asthma made me cough and pull the shot!?
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#4 Post by Dougan »

My rear bag has gone saggy...

What target are we on?...

Trigger's fcuked...don't tell Roy...
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#5 Post by Meaty »

"Tut, last week they were all V's"
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#6 Post by Blackstuff »

Its a new sight

It needs running in

It wasn't working so i got the Dremel out....

It only works when no one mentions the C word (competition)


They're the excuses i most regularly hear (mostly from myself) :grin:
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#7 Post by tisme »

It was wind
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#8 Post by ovenpaa »

Dougan wrote:What target are we on?...
Having put a sighter onto the wrong target in an F Open comp I can relate to this...
/d

Du lytter aldrig til de ord jeg siger. Du ser mig kun for det tøj jeg har paa ...

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#9 Post by mag41uk »

10 single shot groups.

Its like a group but bigger.

Tony
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#10 Post by Meaty »

I'm shooting blanks....
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