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#1 Post by Jenks »

Christel..
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There is you know...... MINE! lol lol

Born 8th May 1945. lollol

What a birthday present eh! :good: ;)


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#2 Post by Chuck »

Happy Birthday Jenks...70 lollol lollol cheers cheers cheers













................and then the Toies get back in. aaarggh lol lol
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shakeshout Happy Birthday Old Git shakeshout 5mith
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#4 Post by Charlotte the flyer »

Happy birthday lollol

How come you weren't named Victor? any????

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#5 Post by Sim G »

Happy Birthday!
In 1978 I was told by my grand dad that the secret to rifle accuracy is, a quality bullet, fired down a quality barrel..... How has that changed?

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#6 Post by TomH »

Happy Birthday Jenks!
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#7 Post by Jenks »

Charlotte...

How come you weren't named Victor?


The honest truth is I was very nearly Christened just that, one of my parent changing their mind at the last minute. The kids in the Village I used live in did call me Victor. I had a kiddies swing park right next to my cottage and was always popping out when the language/noise got out of hand.

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#8 Post by snayperskaya »

Happy Birthday Comrade cheers
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#9 Post by 20series »

Happy birthday Jenks and Happy VE day :flag13: :flag13: :flag13: :flag13:
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#10 Post by Jenks »

Thanks everybody. My accountants secretary told me that Her husband was born on VE Day... I said,''Yes but I was born on the VE Day.'' ''So was he,'' She replied. Well a couple of years ago I met the lady shopping in the supermarket with her husband in tow. She introduced me to him. I really had to force myself to stop myself from blurting out .... ''Blimey don't you look old.'' When I told Mrs Jenks the story she asked...... ''Have you looked in the mirror lately?''

I'm pretty sure my dear old Mum (dead now) would have preferred it, if I had been born a month or two earlier.


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