Deerest Ms Krystal
My name is Professor Winston Churchill and I am Captain of the Kenyan Space Shuttle Door Gunners Guards

and I would like to be bying all of your souperoir holders for my Gunners. Currently at the moment we are flying over London guarding Mr Coe’s Olympical Games from meteorities and I am unable to be posting to you a check.
My father the Fairly Reverend Desmond Toot-Toot Churchill has sent of you a Western Union draft for $10,000 Stirling to be payment for 20 of your souperoir holders.
My mother Dame Shurley Gassy-Bassy Churchill will be visitating in the Kenyan embasy in Bedfordshire and will collect the 20 of your souperoir holders and my change from you tomoorow mourning.
As I agreed I will be paying of you $200 Stirling for the souperoir holders, and I will also be paying of you another $200 Striling for your very quick fast loving me long time servsing. When my muther collects the 20 of mine not yours souperoir holders she will need to be given $9,600 Stirling change in cash please thanks.
Best regards, Guarding yoo from above the Heavens
Proffessir Winston Churchill
p.essing if the Western Union draft no good you can be sending me your bank details as I am very honest man
